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THE BAR ASSOCIATION lyrics
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Intro
Six portraits. One word. Too many definitions. This is not a courtroom. It is a comedy club with a flag behind it.
Verse 1
One built a tower, said the ceiling needed lifting One met the exam and the score kept its distance One poured late drinks while the regulars debated Now each old receipt gets politically translated One found a lounge and made closing time an office One met the alphabet and made the prompter nervous Last frame wears a smile like the lock misplaced the key The meme wants a sentence; the jury wants a beat
Chorus
Welcome to the bar association Raise it, fail it, pour it with persuasion Lean on it, misspell it, plead your explanation Six ways in one nation Welcome to the bar association No names needed for identification The joke walks in before the accusation Meet me at the bar association
Verse 2
Campaign signs hanging like tabs after midnight Promises on coasters, red ink in the fine type Some clear a standard, some lower it for entry Some call it service when the service comes with plenty Some speak in slogans flatter than a tabletop Some lose the sentence but refuse to let the talking stop Cameras catch angles, captions do the heavy lifting A joke becomes a ballot when the punchline starts convincing
Chorus
Welcome to the bar association Raise it, fail it, pour it with persuasion Lean on it, misspell it, plead your explanation Six ways in one nation Welcome to the bar association No names needed for identification The joke walks in before the accusation Meet me at the bar association
Verse 3
I laugh from the cheap seats; my record is not spotless I judge six strangers through a crop and a caption Maybe I am another customer buying easy answers Ordering outrage while the bartender advances Power loves a punchline; voters love a shortcut A label pours quicker than the facts can get poured up Roast the marble hallway, roast the velvet rope But check who owns the tab before you toast the joke
Chorus
Welcome to the bar association Raise it, fail it, pour it with persuasion Lean on it, misspell it, sell your explanation Six ways in one nation Welcome to the bar association No names, no badges, just public observation The bar keeps moving while the room keeps drinking Who paid the tab at the bar association?
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Six portraits. One word. Too many definitions. This is not a courtroom.
Welcome to the bar association Raise it, fail it, pour it with persuasion
Welcome to the bar association Raise it, fail it, pour it with persuasion
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