ME TOO

Name: ME TOO
Duration: 177 s
Description: ME TOO by mBaileyz. A bounce-grid roast about everybody claiming the same story - then it turns the camera on the narrator.

comedy roast rap

A bounce-grid roast about everybody claiming the same story - then it turns the camera on the narrator.

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Chorus

Me too! Me too! Me too! Me too! You too? Me too! So what? That's cute. Me too! me too! Hands up, tell the truth. Mirror says, "Me too." Yeah, your life does too.

Verse 1

Bank app, back tap, cash flat, checked twice for a miracle. Balance blink, glance quick, still not fixable. Typed "on my way," wet head, red face, shower still running. Write, wipe, write, three dots, now nobody's coming. Captain So What, shrug cut, acts like a subscription. Wi-Fi dips, lip twitch, now he runs a commission. "Date left you read? Dead thread. Let it go." His bubble cuts out, gut drops; refresh real slow. "Rent ate half? Laugh back." Big speech, no sweat. Surge hit his ride, pride fried at the rate. Bro, your food app cart got abandoned since March. Jokes crack, phone taps, joke comes back hard.

Chorus

Me too! Me too! Me too! Me too! You too? Me too! So what? That's cute. Me too! me too! Hands up, tell the truth. Mirror says, "Me too." Yeah, your life does too.

Verse 2

Same badge, same shrug, stashed both in my wallet. Four long texts, wrong time; thumb froze, never called him. Said, "You'll be fine," game light in my eyes. Tire sighed, pride died; I rang six names. One bad comment at midnight, read twice, then thrice. Mute the whole group, sneak a peek for the vibe. Dish that shrug, wrist flick, quick with dismiss. Till it's my small thing, ring, ring, need witnesses. One tiny bad day, I'm a six-part town crier. Whole room, full doom, over one flat tire. Captain, scoot left; I bought that seat too. Both hands, same glass: yeah, me too, me too.

Bridge

Your drafts are open, Captain.

Chorus

Me too! Me too! Me too! Me too! You too? Me too! So what? That's us. Me too! Me too! Both sides, tell the truth. Mirror says, "Me too." Yeah, my life does too.

Outro

Me too.

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01 / The opening